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Pocahontas BURNED Pocahontas BURNED

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Was that supposed to be funny?

Meh. Not very impressive.

I will not say "get over yourself" because I can take this as it is, and I understand why it's kind of clever. You dissing the movie doesn't bother me at all, because I never even liked it. I thought it was Disney's weakest movie. But honestly, I never even smirked during the whole thing; it was more like, "Yeah, he's right. That didn't happen." and "Yeah, they overdid that aspect.", but the main thought I had was "Well, I guess Disney wanted the movie to be entertaining and suitable for children, with storybook romance with a sense of fantasy. It's what they do."

Still, not bad.


DoctorWombat responds:

I appreciate the honesty and courtesy, your feedback is really insightful. Thank you, sir. Cheers


Nobodies Shorts #4 Nobodies Shorts #4

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good

Truthfully, it really wasn't that funny. Also very short (which is understand, hence the "Nobodies Shorts") but still well made. I can't resist enjoying TN :-)



Bright Eyes Bright Eyes

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good stuff

Well done. There wasn't really all too much as far as animation goes; it was mostly just images. But the images were used well, and it was pretty effective. Also, the music was great and appropriate(Simon and Garfunkle are wonderful.) So yeah, I couldn't give you a perfect rating due to a lack of actually animation and a few flaws here and there, but it was still well done, and I hope to see more movies from you in the future. Good job.



New Bill Cosby show ep.1 New Bill Cosby show ep.1

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Oh god.

That was horrible. I couldn't give you a 0 because I know that would have taken some time to make, but I absolutely hated it. Bill Cosby's unreal, and this is just rubbish. I don't mind when a 'good' or 'tasteful' parody is made, but this was so very shitty. I don't understand the fascination of making fun of Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby is great. And after seeing this product, I am certain that you obviously are not. The jokes weren't funny at all, and the concept was just moronic. How this made the front page, I have no idea. Oh god I hated this movie with a passion. People who love it must be stupid as hell. Why not put your claymation talents to something worthwhile?



Cigarette Cigarette

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Christ!

Honestly, the people here that are dissing this movie are all morons. That movie had the best animation I have ever seen on Newgrounds, and the graphics were absolutely phenominal. I see movies on here quite often that look quite good, but this is among the few I've seen that actually look professional. The music was good, and even though I've never been a huge Ben Folds Five fan, it is a very touching and appropriatesong. There will always be those very stupid people that never appreciate art (a good chunk of Newgrounds users), so I won't let it bother me. Unbelievable movie.


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B/W Cartoon About Berries B/W Cartoon About Berries

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good stuff

I think some people are taking the praise a little too far. I by no means believe you're a genius or anything of the sort. You are very creative and imaginative though. And although your art isn't fantastic (in a technical sense, which doesn't matter anyways) and your animations are choppy, that's exactly what makes your movies what they are. Your art is very different than any other, and in it's simplicity it is very well done. I can't say I have ever really "gotten" one of your movies, but I can appreciate it simply for its originality. You're definitely one of Newgrounds' most creative animators. Good job, I enjoyed it.



My Tear for London My Tear for London

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Meh

That wasn't even really an animation at all. It's cool that you're trying to be all socially aware and make a thoughtful movie, but I don't know if that would be even considered a movie. It didn't have much impact on me, but I guess other people seem to get some from it, so you must be doing something right. I'm guessing you weren't setting out to make a huge and complex movie, so I'll take it as it is. Pretty nice art work.



story of a loser story of a loser

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good job

The animation was pretty slick, and well done. I felt the plot wasn't very interesting or too appealing, but it was acceptable. The music (well, the Goldfinger song at least) didn't suit the movie at all. It seemed so utterly out of place, and I love Goldfinger so it's not because I don't like the music. The Green Day song fit pretty well though, so it's not all bad. I'm just sure you could've found a better song to use... even if you stuck with Goldfinger, at least you could've used some different. Anyways, good job with the movie, it was pretty well done.



PAIN: Angel PAIN: Angel

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

That wasn't bad

I still don't get why it's so popular. It was too short, and the animations weren't outstanding or anything, in fact, some of them even looked really amateur. The graphics were pretty cool, but not wonderful. Either way, it was pretty well done I guess.



Gooberstory Gooberstory

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn!

That was unbelievable. I really enjoyed both of your movies a lot. I'm so glad to see such an epic and atmospheric movie for once... I honestly think it's one of the first on Newgrounds. This was the kind of movie I've been looking for. It's the overall atmosphere and mood of it that makes it so great, and it's really quite a hard thing for an animator to do that. Of course, it had a lot to do with the music, but the animation itself definitely contributed to it also. I can't even explain fully why it's so great... This (and Nim's Winter Tale) are just so pleasent. Neither of them bored me, and I would imagine they would only bore idiots or people that don't appreciate great pieces of art. Wonderful!